Friday, May 27, 2011

PUSSY!!!! There. I said it.

No...not that one...

Pussy, PUSSY, pussy, PuSSy, Pussy.

If you've read any of my FF stories, you'll notice that I never (at least I don't think so) refer to Bella's va-jay-jay as Pussy when it comes to the lemons I write. LOL! I don't mind when other authors use it, I just can't bring myself to do it. I know that I curse like a pirate/sailor/truck driver where all else is concerned so this is a bit odd for me to admit...but the only time I ever really use the word is when I'm talking smack to someone or about someone who's being a coward. For example... *clears throat*  "That guy can't even go buy his own condoms. What a PUSSY!"    P.S. I love it when Rob says it in interviews. Cracks me up. Heehee!

Anyway, just for fun, let's see how many other words we can come up with instead. Some I've used before. Heeeeeerrrrre we go....

Lady bits, vag, sex, promise land, holy land, crotch, va-jay-jay, kitty-cat, muff, angry kitty, um....that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. Anyone care to add to the list? Go for it! ;D

THIS is how I pictured Rob as Eric Packer...

Not this...

 Just sayin...

Ok, no I haven't read the book yet, so I don't know if it was required to slick his hair back and be clean shaven, etc. But damn it! I need the sex hair! And the stubble. Throw tomatoes at me if you want, but that's my opinion. No stubble...fine, okay. No sex hair? Grrrr... It makes him look too young this way.  *sigh* guess we'll just have to wait for more photos to be released and see if it gets better... :(

Thursday, May 5, 2011

It's My Birthday - YAAAAAAY!


Ok, so technically.... my birthday was last week, but hey. Well as I type this, I am 99% finished with the next chapter for IWB. To tell you the truth, this chapter is really pissing me off. Trying to get inside the head of a rockstar is not as easy as I'd thought. So far I've scrapped the chapter twice but now I think it's finally good to go and will probably post it tomorrow. Let me know your thoughts on it after you read - good, bad, whatever, I can take it.

Also, how ya like my new site? Is there anything it needs?